So after a lot of online looking, I have concluded that we need to buy a newer house out in the 'ha. I think this photo will explain why.

I mean, what's going on here? There's a bed, a fireplace and a bathtub. Let's look at that again. Bed, fireplace and tub. Is that a sink in the corner? So is this leaning toward a bathroom? Are those then plastic sheets? Is this like, the ultimate Ladies Man Room? Where's the little fridge? What on earth would make anyone want to do this to a family room/bathroom/bedroom in the first place, let alone take a photo of it and advertise it? Upon further inspection, is that carpet under the bed? So they tiled around the bed? This photo might explain why I've had a headache since last Thursday.
I can't find the charger for our bloody digital camera, so who knows how long the house-hunting-photography will last. But no matter what, you'll eventually get some evidence of the escapade.